O meu novo herói!

Obrigada Mika!



Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girl you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'

You take your skinny girl
Feel like I'm gonna die
'Cause a real woman
Needs a real man here's why

You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
With the girls around
And curves in all the right places

Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful

Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girl you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'

You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
With the girls around
And curves in all the right places

Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
With the girls around
And curves in all the right places

Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Oh you are beautiful

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering the hole
With the girls around
And curves in all the right places

Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful
Big girl you are beautiful

Sonho

Hoje tive um sonho estranho: sonhei que a MJL e o PSS se tinham casado e eu tinha ficado muito zangada porque apenas soube porque a ZC se tinha "descaído"!!! :S
Por isso, meninos J e P, se se casarem, não precisam de me convidar mas avisem, "tá"? :)

Fobia

A minha fobia "preferida" é esta: Hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia. É ter medo de palavras grandes.

Já estou a imaginar a cena:
- Oh, senhor doutor, mas afinal o que é que eu tenho?
- Nada de grave, não se preocupe. Sofre de Hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia.
- AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Tenho que me ir embora, ai que medo, ai que medo!



LOL

Insanidade temporária

Não gosto de conduzir com sono. Acho que ninguém gosta. O que é que eu faço para os olhos não se fecharem? Música alta e cantar ainda mais alto. Faz-me sentir viva, sem sono. Mas também me faz sentir que posso alegar loucura temporária para faltar às $/&%$%#$%% das reuniões....
EHEHEH!